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Patient Feedback I
Dearest Esmeralda,
Thank you again for enlisting your pet cat Fiesta in my five and a half step therapy program. She handled it extremely well for a cat, despite the parachute malfunction, the incident with the pelican, and her ultimate death.
Despite these challenges, I can assure you that she did indeed achieve maximum spiritual growth and that her chakras were completely unblocked.
If I can be ever be of service to you again, please don’t hesitate to come see me at my cantina. I have several new and exciting therapy programs I would be happy to try on you or any of your other pets.
Spiritually yours,
Dr. Dábalos
Yara’s ONLY Number One Unlicensed Alternative Therapy Psychiatrist
Patient Feedback II
Dear Jorge,
I no longer feel the same way I did when we first met. I no longer love you and I am leaving you. The crystals have spoken, Jorge, and they have spoken loudly and clearly. Now I must begin my lifelong spiritual sexual journey alongside my healer, teacher, and therapist, Dr. Dábalos.
Please know that I have given this a lot of thought over the past two hours and my mind is completely made up. Accept that our love has run its course and be happy that my therapist has enlightened me and my chakras -- especially in my power region.I wish you nothing but happiness and success and that some day the crystals will speak to you as they have to me.
Nina
Patient Feedback III
Dear Dr. Aguado,
Despite what you think, I am quite sane and my methods are effective. It is your methods that are dangerous (not to mention outdated). Stripping me of my license and banning me from the Yaran Psychiatrist's Association was a gift.
You will never replace me. I am sure by now you have heard the very public outcry from my former patients. Remember Catalina the horse? She’s on the verge of suicide now. I hope you are happy with yourself. Know that you have not seen or heard the last of Dr. Yanny Dábalos. That’s right, I said doctor! I've been gifted an honorary doctorate from the prestigious University of Higher Spiritual Learning and Crystallology! What’s more I have developed a breakthrough FIVE AND A HALF STEP ALTERNATIVE THERAPY PROGRAM (FAHATP). I see your lawsuit and raise you a trillion fuck yous. Try to sue me, you don’t have the chakras. You never did.
Spiritually yours,
DOCTOR Yanny Dábalos
Yara’s ONLY Number One Unlicensed Alternative Therapy Psychiatrist
Patient Feedback IV
Dearest Martine,
It brought me to tears to hear that my five and a half step alternative therapy program has changed your life for the better and, even though I hardly ever charge my patients a cent, I will gladly accept your cantina as a payment for my services. Please stop by anytime for a follow up session and a mojito soon.
Spiritually yours,
Dr. Dábalos
Yara’s ONLY Number One Unlicensed Alternative Therapy Psychiatrist
Patient Feedback V
Dear Andres,
I was very sorry to hear about your issue with the obsidian crystal. While you are quite right, I did indeed suggest that you should place it inside your rectum, I certainly did not say you should bury it as far as you did.
I take no responsibility for this nor do I have the medical expertise on how you would get it out. However, I can assure you that the obsidian crystal is perfectly safe inside you most likely for an indefinite amount of time.
I also suggest you come see me again for more sessions. I think you are an excellent candidate for my new program I call Galactic Urine Therapy.
Spiritually yours,
Dr. Dábalos
Yara’s ONLY Number One Unlicensed Alternative Therapy Psychiatrist
Patient Feedback VI
Dear Luis,
Call your dogs off! Please! This has gone too far. Is it not enough that you have already torched my home, sabotaged the brakes on my car, and murdered my horse?
I am very sorry that my alternative therapy program sent you into a homicidal rage but as I explained, I am not always the therapist. Sometimes I am the patient and sometimes there is neither a patient nor a therapist and sometimes, there are two therapists. Only the crystals know for certain. Remember, I am not responsible for your chakras after my therapy session is over. Only you are.
Now, if you really can’t control your homicidal tendencies anymore, I suggest you take it out on the Yaran Psychiatrist's Association.
Spiritually yours,
Dr. Dábalos
Yara’s ONLY Number One Unlicensed Alternative Therapy Psychiatrist