Guerrilla As Fuck Far Cry 6 Point of interest
List of all Hidden Stories in category Guerrilla As Fuck that can be found in Far Cry 6.
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Everyone's favorite mechanic-philosopher-engineer-magician has some stories to tell...
Index
All known locations on the map Yara
Philly Magic I▶ show the map ◀
2 tanks oil
motorcycle carb
24 of cerveza
round saw thing
close circuit wiring
sand
gum
spit
= Philly Magic BEBÉ
Philly Magic II▶ show the map ◀
Philly,
Chorizo shit in my bed again. I know everybody loves him, I do too. But this has gotta stop.
I know you can control him. I know he only listens to you. Please. When I get near him he growls and looks like he's gonna tear my cojones off. I'm worried if I catch him in the act it's gonna be ugly. For me I mean.
Por favor, Philly. When you get back just... just make sure he doesn't do it again. OK?
-Roberto
Philly Magic III▶ show the map ◀
If I die,
My workshop goes to Espada. She can use my tools. She always use them without asking anyway.
My truck can go to Elvis. He loves that piece of shit. Even got a cushion for Gordito to sit on.
My collection of glue containers go to whoever wants them the most. I know Juanita loves huffing that shit, she is top of the list.
Everything else goes to Chorizo.
Don't look in the black crate. Just don't. You gonna thank me.
Signed, Philly Barzaga
Philly Magic IV▶ show the map ◀
Señor Resolver,
Juan Cortez here. I think I'm becoming your biggest fan. I don't know how you do it. A lawnmower blade with a dildo strapped to the ends? You are definitely my kind of crazy. Here's hoping it pops my slipped disc back in.
When the heat dies down (i.e. when we're all dead) I might come by your workshop to see the so-called Philly Magic at work. Don't worry if a couple things go missing. They say to steal from the best, so I hope that little perrito of yours isn't a snitch.
OK, enough stalling. This twelve-inch rubber monster has a date with my spine.
Philly Magic V▶ show the map ◀
In Susurro Caves.
The Hero
-Best friend I got
-Smells like shit
-Might kiss
-Almost ready to hear my Esperanza story - ALMOST!!
-Shorter than I thought
-Chorizo approves
-P